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[onlytwilight]

Knock on wood. I'm so glad I got to spend half of yesterday in a stink hole. Remind me to just stay in bed the next time I hear people eating, humping, and killing others.

Elena... Hey, you wanna go for a walk or something? I need to find my sacktoy-thing and it sounds like you could use some fresh air. Forget the paperwork today and don't mind Zexion. He's just riling you up.

And speaking of riling people up...is someone missing a pair of...uh...panties?

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[im-not-a-rookie.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes, please. I'd love to go for a walk. I need to clear my head.

[onlytwilight.livejournal.com]

Tell me where and I'll come get you.

[im-not-a-rookie.livejournal.com]

I can meet you at the fountain, if you'd like.

[onlytwilight.livejournal.com]

Sounds good. I'll bring something for you. We'll hang out.

[im-not-a-rookie.livejournal.com]

Something? A gift? You don't have to.

[getyourzexy-on.livejournal.com]

Do mind your own business, Pollyanna.

If you want to start an affair with Elena, please do not use me as an excuse.

[onlytwilight.livejournal.com]

Oh, so creative.

I'm helping out a friend. Sometimes, people like helping friends and not having sex with them. SHOCK AND AWE.

[getyourzexy-on.livejournal.com]

Your sarcasm could use a bit of polish.
Like the rest of you, it's stunted and crude.

Is that what you call it?
Perhaps those foolish enough to have friends...
I have no intentions of finding out.

[onlytwilight.livejournal.com]

Your cynicism could use some work too. I couldn't quite feel it.

Unfortunate for you. That's the difference between you and Axel, and Axel and I.

[getyourzexy-on.livejournal.com]

Rest assured, if I wanted you to feel anything, you would.

My goodness, it's true. Your relationship with him is so much deeper and more meaningful. So much more interrupted by other Keyblade wielders you hold more dear, so much more rife with abandonment. How can I, a cruel, unfeeling, soulless shell of a Nobody ever hope to compete with your beautiful friendship? I believe I'll climb into a bath of hot water with my razorblades now.

[coy-smile.livejournal.com]

Black. Lace at the top?

[onlytwilight.livejournal.com]

....yep.

[coy-smile.livejournal.com]

Tell me where to meet you, and I'll take them off your hands.

[onlytwilight.livejournal.com]

Tell me where to meet you, and you'll have them in thirty seconds or less or your money back. ...Sorry. Bad humor.

[coy-smile.livejournal.com]

Heh. I'm used to it. Clocktower good for you?

[gamepatch.livejournal.com]

They're mine.

[onlytwilight.livejournal.com]

You have red hair, not black.

[gamepatch.livejournal.com]

...

What'd you do, inspect 'em?

[onlytwilight.livejournal.com]

They were wet. And no. They're black and lacy. If they were yours, I think it would have been obvious.

[gamepatch.livejournal.com]

Maybe I wax.

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[theeyeoftruth.livejournal.com]

I'll go with you next time. That was ridiculous.

[Voice]

[onlytwilight.livejournal.com]

...To the stink hole, the bed, or just out of here?

[Voice]

[theeyeoftruth.livejournal.com]

The former or the latter. Either would be better than being suddenly devoid of control.

[Voice]

[onlytwilight.livejournal.com]

Duct tape might work well.

[Voice]

[theeyeoftruth.livejournal.com]

For dire circumstances, perhaps.