[voice]

[onlytwilight]

I don't get it. Why are there multi-colored rabbits running around and why are people having such a big problem with eating them? Are they contaminated with something?

...And who keeps taking them? There were five out here an hour ago and they're all gone.

[Those with good hearing will be able to hear chirping in the background.]

What do you want? I told you; keep out of my hair. [A pause.] ...No. I said stay. Stay. Go home. Find your moms.

[The chirping gets steadily louder.]

No. Go. Home.

[Silence.]  ....Good. Now go on home and - ACK! [The communicator drops with a clatter.]

GET OUT OF MY SHIRT! THAT'S NOT WHERE YOU BELONG! OW!

[The post times out.]

Comments

[Voice]

[theeyeoftruth.livejournal.com]

[A snigger? From Sheik? Surely not.]

Trouble?

[Voice]

[onlytwilight.livejournal.com]

I'M NOT THEIR MOM!

[Voice]

[theeyeoftruth.livejournal.com]

[No suppressing a grin going on here, no sir.]

Indeed not.

I doubt they'll be around long, if it's any consolation?

[Voice]

[onlytwilight.livejournal.com]

Good. They practically invaded my bed last night.

[Chirping, chirping.]

LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER!

[Voice]

[theeyeoftruth.livejournal.com]

Cage them?

[Voice]

[onlytwilight.livejournal.com]

Sheik. There are chicks. In my shirt.

[Voice]

[theeyeoftruth.livejournal.com]

[He can't help it. He snorts.]

Then put them in a box instead?

[Voice]

[onlytwilight.livejournal.com]

[Can you hear that? That's the sound of sad chicks in the background, chirping for Mommy.]

Yeah, not a bad idea.

Out. Out you go. No, not in my hair...

[voice]

[xxredfieldxx.livejournal.com]

[She's laughing]

Everything alright?

[voice]

[onlytwilight.livejournal.com]

There are chicks in my hair. [Loud chirping follows.]

They think I'm their mother.

[[ Voice ]]

[timid_werewolf]

-muffled laughter-

You okay?

[[ Voice ]]

[onlytwilight.livejournal.com]

I'd be better if there weren't animals in my shirt.

[bornofthis.livejournal.com]

There IS a simple way to be rid of this little problem you have found for yourself.

[onlytwilight.livejournal.com]

I'm not killing them.

[bornofthis.livejournal.com]

It is really the only way to be sure they cease their pestering.

[onlytwilight.livejournal.com]

I'm not killing chicks just because they won't leave me alone.

I'll just...gather them up.

[bornofthis.livejournal.com]

If you are unwilling to attempt all available solutions then you should not be complaining.

[onlytwilight.livejournal.com]

Killing is a little extreme, don't you think?

[bornofthis.livejournal.com]

Hardly.

[onlytwilight.livejournal.com]

They're chicks.

[bornofthis.livejournal.com]

And I'll bet they taste wonderful.

[voice]

[thekeyofhearts.livejournal.com]

[Sora can be heard snickering to himself] Roxas, did you make a friend~?

[voice]

[onlytwilight.livejournal.com]

It's not funny!

[keytodarkness.livejournal.com]

[Riku lets out a soft snort of laughter]

Maybe it's the hair.

[onlytwilight.livejournal.com]

If it was the hair, they'd have nested in yours by now. It's like a mop.

Chocobo head!

[keytodarkness.livejournal.com]

I was referring to the color.

Cloud's gone, someone had to do it

[onlytwilight.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha. So funny.

[onlytwilight.livejournal.com]

Not a word.

voice;

[onlytwilight.livejournal.com]

Your silence said enough.

voice;

[onlytwilight.livejournal.com]

Voice

[im-not-a-rookie.livejournal.com]

[And it's no surprise that she's giggling like all the others.]

I wish this was a video post.

Voice

[onlytwilight.livejournal.com]

It's not funny!